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Dec 4

My words will tear through the air, pierce through the despair to find your arrogant throbbing ears.

If it’s too much to bear, or to hear, or to take, I’ll be frank: let my inflection be crystal clear.

(Source: morbidaffairs)

Nov 1
Go Ace, go.
We need more companions like her.  Rory is pretty spectacular in that regard nowadays.

Go Ace, go.

We need more companions like her.  Rory is pretty spectacular in that regard nowadays.

Sep 8
MASKMAN.  I am so happy right now.

MASKMAN.  I am so happy right now.

twinkiehouse:

fandom secret

it annoys me when people say “gog”

Just for the record, I’ve been saying “gog” for years, as in “Oh my gog,” and not for Homestuck reasons — it stems from “Gog and Magog,” the Biblical things that do some things or stuff

SO DON’T RAGE AT ME

(Source: whitepowermilk)

If I worked at a restaurant on Valentine’s Day I would put a fake engagement ring in every girl’s drink.

Just to look at her act like:

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Then watch the dude sit there like:

(Source: mkzsupreme)

thegovernmentstolemytoad:

This man. This wonderful, beautiful man….he has a name. According to Spongebob Wiki, his name is “Fred Rechid”. He’s a janitor and a cameraman. He has two sons named Tommy and Monroe, a wife named Sadie, and an ex-wife named Mable Monica.
Who knew? After all these years of being known as “The guy that yells “my leg!” in Spongebob”, he actually has a name, and a life.
You go, Fred Rechid, you go.

Fred Rechid, you’re my hero.  Carry on you crazy fish you.

thegovernmentstolemytoad:

This man. This wonderful, beautiful man….he has a name. According to Spongebob Wiki, his name is “Fred Rechid”. He’s a janitor and a cameraman. He has two sons named Tommy and Monroe, a wife named Sadie, and an ex-wife named Mable Monica.

Who knew? After all these years of being known as “The guy that yells “my leg!” in Spongebob”, he actually has a name, and a life.

You go, Fred Rechid, you go.

Fred Rechid, you’re my hero.  Carry on you crazy fish you.

(Source: smokingsandwiches)

theater-of-dreams:

-sigh-


This seems so Genesis-y.

theater-of-dreams:

-sigh-

This seems so Genesis-y.

(Source: p4nem)

Reblog if you would care if the person you reblogged from killed themselves tonight.

(Source: 143demetria)

As a child I heard such wonderful stories of lamps, and the Oracle, and Holy the Sea…

Please take a seat…

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